“Hi, yes, I'd like to order a last-minute...” – Jess, New Girl ... TV Quotes Database

[on the phone] Hi, yes, I'd like to order a last-minute stripper. Oh, um, preferably of Asian heritage, very bendy, with a heart of gold and a crotch of gold.

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