My life's filled with regret.
JJessica
You know, you can't just pretend like it didn't happen.
Or I could pretend to be more like you, Jess and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
JJessica
Yeah, I think you should sing all the time.
No, I was being mean. I'm not gonna do that.
JJessica
Why not? It's fun.
Because I have a penis.
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