Frank Connell is a deacon at his church, never had a moving violation, let alone a parking ticket, and he calls his mother every Sunday. The man is spic and spam.
The saying is "spic and span." Spam is lunch meat.
Oh. What exactly is span then?
Span is, uh... I'll get back to you on that.
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