[pretending to be a commander] Men, we are here today for three reasons. 1) We can't find Miguel Sosa. 2) I'm not even sure if he exists. And three-- [Unknown to her, McGee has been standing behind watching]
Who were you talking to?
[marches to McGee] You will address me as sir, soldier!
[looks at Abby in bemusement] Sorry. Who were you talking to, sir?
My army. Major Mass Spec. Captain Comparison Microscope. Ensign--
...isn't an army rank. It's actually Navy.
[annoyed that McGee has interrupted her fantasy] What do you want, McGee?
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