I’m 6’3, 225.
That is big!
It’s not big! You know, it’s above average, I’ll give you that. But I’m not like some oversized behemoth. I’ve got good proportions, see.
What is this all about?
The other night my family was watching Project Runway and all of a sudden it became funny time in the Hanna household. So they were talking about how I need a makeover.
Ah, ah, ah!
Don’t start! When I find something that works I stick with it.
I hear you! Our lives are dangerous enough without taking any fashion risks.
I tried to mix it up. I went over to Robertson to pick up some jeans over the weekend.
You bought clothes on Robertson?
No! You know why? Because they don’t carry clothes for "men my size". That’s what the guy said to me.
Wow! And he’s still alive?
When did grown men start wearing skinny jeans? Huh? Could you picture me in a pair of skinny jeans? I couldn’t fit my arm in a pair of skinny jeans.
You wore huskies as a kid, didn’t you?
Why do I talk to you?
Because even a man your size needs a friend.
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