What are we, if anyone asks?
Uhh, city inspectors?
No, nobody talks to city inspectors.
Okay, you're a realtor, I'm your client. You're showing me an apartment.
Do I look like a realtor?
Okay, I'm a realtor, you're the guy looking for the apartment. Okay? Can we go?
Would I live in a place like this? I don't even know if I can afford a place like this.
Well, that's why I'm showing you, to see if, you know, you would wanna live in a place like this.
Does it have a Jacuzzi?
If it has, I'm going to drown you in it.
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