Not having things in proper order annoys me to no end.
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[To Sasuke] As always, you forget to mind your mouth in front of Lord Orochimaru.
[To Sakura] I can't believe you'd go this far, becoming that just to save Sasuke.
It was over the moment you thought you had my abilities figured out. See, unlike my partner, I actually think. Even if you analyze every aspect of the battle, things don't always go as you plan.
[To Suigetsu] What the hell are you, a kappa? Get up off your ass and stop drinking all that water!
[Thinking] Yes! I finally have Sasuke all to myself!
[on the mission to retrieve Sasuke] You weren't with us last time, Shino! You'd better work twice as hard!
[Talking about Naruto] You still shouldn't have just let him get away. You're already a legend for defeating Pain. Sasuke should be no problem.
[Rapping about a chakra sensor] Yeah, I saw it! Not two, not triple. And that freak put it right above her ni- [Whacked by Eight-Tails]
Sasuke, if you would please continue on by yourself. Itachi would prefer that the rest of us stay here.
[after hearing of Naruto's strength] Spare us your words of fear and warning. They are wasted on us. Pain has never yet lost a battle.
If you kill Nagato and get your revenge, that won't change anything. It'll only make you feel better.
GGuy
Oh, I'm just fine! I'm a really fast healer! [laughs, then hits his head on a tree branch]
[About Guy] He recovers so fast, it's kind of annoying.
[After being picked up by Lee] Lee, what on earth are you doing? Put me down this instant!
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