Your Majesty? [looks down in the hole, and finds some romantic items in there; reads the note] "Close your eyes and make a wish. Love, your Queen." [closes his eyes and a hand touches him on the shoulder] Nicole! [opens his eyes and turns around to see…] Pedro?!
[unhappy] I thought you were putting things on hold. You lied to me, Napoleon.
I don't care. Get out of here. I'm about to have a secret dinner with my woman.
In a hole?
It's not a hole. It's our love dungeon.
Well, I don't think she loves you. Look, [picks up the fruit basket] her apples are fake.
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