Oh, man, I wouldn't want to be whoever she's mad at.
[fiercely] Rico!
[gasps; nervously] Now, Carlinda, I can explain.
Get your head in here.
[sadly obliges] Yes, ma'am. [puts his head under her arm]
I believe you have something to tell my fans. [lowers down the microphone to him]
[talks into the microphone; to the crowd] After giving it much thought, I've decided I can no longer go on with this charade. I cheated in the Bed Race.
[The townspeople gasp in complete shock]
Rico, give back your key to the city.
[Rico takes out his keychain from his pocket and struggles to get the city key out and sadly hands it over]
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