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Napoleon Dynamite · Season 1, Episode 15

Napkin Dispenser, Napoleon and others in “Unfinished Business”

NDNapkin Dispenser

Tell her!

Napoleon

You can't talk, I'm awake.

NDNapkin Dispenser

You're daydreaming. Now snap out of it and tell her!

Napoleon

Grandma, I can't take it anymore! Rico and I cheated! You should've won that race!

CGrandma Carlinda

What are you saying?

Napoleon

I'm saying, Rico and I cheated. You should've won that race!

CGrandma Carlinda

I knew I wasn't an old lady. To the Garden of Fame!

Napoleon

How are we gonna get there? You gave your car to the Lord.

CGrandma Carlinda

I know something faster than a car.

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