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Napoleon Dynamite · Season 1, Episode 15

Napoleon, Rico and others in “Unfinished Business”

We need to talk, without any broads around. [To Candy] No offense, my lady.

Here's the key to the snack bar. Go get yourself a "Tobleroney."

[Candy gets up and walks to the snack bar]

And a box of Dots! [To Rico] Rico, I'm kind of feeling guilty. We need to tell Grandma we cheated.

Oh, no, we don't. You like not paying for your dragon figurines?

Uh-huh.

You enjoy roaming the halls at school like an escaped gorilla at the zoo?

Heck, yes, I do.

Then best you keep your mouth shut.

But, I'm worried about Grandma! I think her brain is broken.

What about your Uncle Rico? This is the happiest I've ever been! Look at me, with a girl in a movie theater on a Saturday night. I'm like the goll-dang president!

CCandy

[To Napoleon] I'm sorry, did you say Dots or Duds?

"Dots!" Geez!

I'm serious, Napoleon. The town even wants to put one of them bush statues of me in the Garden of Fame. Please don't take all this away from me. I don't wanna die alone in that van.

Fine! Forget I asked!

CCandy

[returns and mistakenly gives Napoleon a box of Duds] Here's your Duds.

[Napoleon annoyingly groans loudly and leaves the theater, fuming]

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