CChef
[offering Rico a sandwich he made for him] Rico, I made a special sandwich, named it after you.
Really? What's it called?
CChef
The Rico.
Hey, that's my name!
CChef
It's got crawfish, peanuts, and strawberries.
Aren't you allergic to all those things?
Yeah, but how often do you get a sandwich named after you? [takes a bite of the sandwich and his face swells up; muffled] Delicious. Such an honor.
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