You better not eat that breast, Kip.
Try and stop me, Napoleon.
[quickly picks up a biscuit, threatening to throw it at him] You do, you die.
What?
You do, you die. I'm sick of you always taking my stuff, Kip.
Name three times in chronological order.
Okay.
[First flashback shows Kip taking Baby Napoleon's pacifier]
Wah!
[Second flashback shows 5-year-old Napoleon waiting in line to meet Santa Claus with his wishlist]
[cutting in front of him] Here's my list. You look tired, Santa. Take a break.
Thanks! [gets up from his chair and leaves]
Wait, Santa!
Scram! Santa'll be back next year.
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