[to camera] If we don't meet again... I love you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[while watching "rubbing machine"] This farmer sure's walking fast.
Well, he's in a hurry.
If it's worth doing it's worth overdoing, right?
[Buster is about to be blown up by explosive-coated overalls.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Friends and family of Buster should look away now.
Somebody ordered some exploding pants?
Well they singed the hell out him, but they didn't actually blow up, there was just a lot of fire.
You are so hard to please.
Yeah, if I was a farmer, and my pants did that, I'd say "my pants blew up!", I wouldn't worry about specifics.
[Tory is making explosives from herbicide]
Frank, why are you standing so far away?
FDFrank Doyle
Because I wanna continue to live.
So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?
(From a lift as the Build Team builds the assault course) Now remember that the safety word is "Run!"
I think Jamie's just going to be like [mimicking Jamie's impending crawl up an air duct with magnets] "CHUNG!" "CHUNG!" "CHUNG!" And I believe, in a security manual, the proper response to that sound coming from your duct is to just riddle your duct with bullets.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
With Grant and Kari heading up security, bullet riddling is unlikely. But with Tory...you never know.
[There is a loud clang as Jamie begins noisily climbing the duct]
[laughing] Why, Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building!
[There is another clang as Jamie continues climbing the duct. Adam laughs again]
Somebody needs to check that air conditioner!
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
[as Jamie continues] Here's some key phrases from the surreptitious entry heist manual: Be the breeze [clang] As light as a feather [clang] The foot fall of a kitten. [clang]
Surreptitious? I don't think so.
Lets get cracking.
Um... cracking?
What?
I guess I could break into a building too by beating on the ducting with a sledgehammer.
Is there anything more attractive than the sound of gum being chewed?
Yes there is, watching you chew that gum.
[Jamie has mixed some cardboard in the blender, and tasted the result.]
Kinda reminds me of high school, for some reason.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Ah, Jamie's school days. Playing football, growing facial hair, and drinking cardboard
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