MythBusters · Season 1
[Adam is stuck upside down in a net, suspended six feet in the air by a gigantic helium-filled raft.]
This wins as the strangest position I've ever been in...on this show.
[looking directly at the camera] Don't you love how he qualifies it with "on this show"?
[after inhaling helium] Once, in every generation, a myth comes along that does not thrill us.
I'm fine. I'm upside-down, in a net, under the biggest helium balloon thing you've ever seen, but I'm fine.
The MythBusters feel the need. The need... to be very, very still.
I'm searching across the desert for a pencil-sized hole!
[Adam holds a plastic-wrapped pig's head over his face like a mask]
Jamie, please don't shoot bullets at my head.
He's only got one ear.
We don't need ears to test the lethality of falling bullets.
With all the safety precautions we are taking, check this, check that, you have to stand back and say: Damn! I'm lightin' salamis, man! I'm making a rocket out of meat!
[Jamie is examining the remains of the salami test rocket after it exploded.]
There's meat everywhere!
This may look like salami... it may smell like salami... it may even taste like salami... but it's rocket fuel.
Well, this is one of the strangest things I've ever done... I'm about to chuck a salami into the lathe!
I'm washing my gun.
So, guys, how did it go?
Psychic helmet totally works.
Really?!?
Actually, no, not really...
[Jamie is naming his explosion painting contraption.]
The flower of death.
Los flores de los muertos! (The flowers of the dead)
You're gonna paint your house with explosives? That's crazy!
Remember kids, I have health insurance!
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