Rob Lee quotes from MythBusters

Friends and family of Buster should look away now.

With a plan as concrete as that, what could possibly go wrong?

But first, they need to do some shopping, which will highlight another question: "How many MythBusters does it take to buy a lightbulb?"

For this cooking lesson, Adam will need the fire suit, and it's safety masks all around. So - just like gumbo night at Adam's.

So the first guy has let the team down. They were expecting a bull in a china shop to be like... well, a bull in a china shop.

The water heater shot up so high, you could order a pizza while you wait.

We need to stress that no fish have been or will be injured in filming this myth. They're mostly blown to pieces.

Sombreros, boots and bandoleers. A desperately clichéd battle looms between the tragically uncool, the undeniably hot... and these two idiots.

MacGyver and elephant dung... Must've missed that episode.

Jamie hits the deck, putting the terror into terra firma.

It's Crouching Savage, Hidden Hyneman.

Don't you just hate it when something you've paid good money for won't break the way you want it to?

Maybe it's the holiday spirit. For once - they agree!

I hope D'Artagnan ducked, because his sword was sliced.

Kari's off to see an optima-... an optha-... an eye doctor.