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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 10

Gilbert and Mike [as friend] in “Squirm”

[In a monologue about springs directed at his golf partners, implied by several cuts to be extremely lengthy]

GGilbert

I never realised until lately that springs have such a universal use. Why, there's springs in mousetraps, guns, exercisers, hinges, pogo sticks...

MAMike [as friend]

Guns, huh?

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