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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Mike [as Knight] in “The Undead”

[Quintus sets upon and subdues an unprepared knight.]

MAMike [as Knight]

[in stilted "medieval" grammar that parodies the knight's own dialogue] Me help! Attacked I am being! Hitting me stop you must! God dear! Bleeding am I! Break my leg think I did you!

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