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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

General Ford and Crow [as Ford] in “The Deadly Mantis”

[The rather effeminate-looking General Ford explains to the media that the mantis is real]

GFGeneral Ford

I want to say at the outset that, contrary to rumor and certain newspaper headlines...

CACrow [as Ford]

I'm not gay!

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