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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Mike [as Store Clerk] in “Red Zone Cuba”

[The antiheroes make some purchases at a seedy-looking mom-and-pop store while some inappropriately cheerful music plays on the soundtrack.]

MAMike [as Store Clerk]

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