Crow [as Officer 1] and Servo [as Officer 2] in “Carnival Magic”

Breaker, breaker, we got a Carnival Magic in progress.

Uh, Carnival Magic? What's that?

That's when a second-rate producer has access to a carnival, so he writes a script in three days and pays all his actors in beer and cheese sticks.

Oh right, and he pads out the movie with footage of sad children and a car chase that does nothing to further the plot, but makes the movie long enough so that way he can run it in theaters.

Uh-huh, and it gets buried in a vault for years until mad scientists make a TV show where they force poor jerks to watch it, thus giving it a second life its makers never truly intended.

Yeah, exactly. Carnival Magic.