[After attempting to force himself on his date, Chip tumbles over the edge of a cliff.]
[screams, then pauses] Hey, look, a moral! [resumes screaming]
. . .
[Chip hits the ground and dies.]
Uh... call me?
. . .
[Fred, played by Mel Tormé, hears the scream and sees Chip's date run away. He and his date head over to investigate.]
Chip! Hey, Chip! Where are ya, Chip?
Down here! I got a crick in my neck!
. . .
Chip, come on! Say something, Chip!
"Wuh-aughhh!"
. . .
[Fred and his date find Chip's broken body at the bottom of the cliff.]
Howdy! I think the date's going pretty well!
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