Michael
Put him [a customer] down!
Calvin
I'm trying, but I don't know where to put him down! Why did they put in a 'pick-up' sign when they didn't put in a 'put-down' sign?
Michael
It's a good thing you didn't see the 'loading in rear' sign.
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