Maud Pie and Pinkie Pie in “Unfinished Business”

Maud Pie

[deadpan] What do you call an Alicorn with no wings and no horn? [beat] Earth pony.

Pinkie Pie

[laughs]

Maud Pie

[deadpan] But seriously, being an Earth pony isn't so bad. We've got magic powers, too. Like walking around. And picking stuff up with our teeth.

Maud Pie

[deadpan] That's sarcasm, by the way.

Pinkie Pie

[laughs] That's funny, 'cause it's true!