Ten quid says he won't! (He turns to George) What are you like at tennis?
S4A Sporting Chance
Is that the one with the net?
(Back to Janet) How about twenty quid?
Now, Piers, just keep telling yourself that.
You... You're right, Janet. I am not a loser... I... am not... a loser...
Hi, Piers! Fancy a game of golf, or even squash?
I AM a loser! I AM a loser!
S4The Living Dead
You are going to be so proud of me!
Why do those words always scare me?
I've got myself a pension, it's brilliant! The pension man said if I pay in until I'm 65, then they'll pay me for the rest of my life! That's 897 years!
(sarcastically) Fantastic!
Oh, and even better! I've got myself some life insurance!
George, there's no point! You'll never collect!
Oh, I will with this one! The way he explained it was like this: I pay them £100 a month, and then, if I fall under a bus, they pay you £60,000! So I paid him the £100, and I went straight out and fell under the first bus I could find! You can collect whenever you like!
Oh, master! You have died and come back to life! Truly you are like he who has gone before you!
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