It's you who's gonna get a pasting! You couldn't even run a bath, let alone a campaign, toadface!
S4The Mayor of Northholt
I haven't even started yet, bogbrain!
And they say the standard of political debate has gone down...
She's up to something. Something we haven't thought of.
Edible ballots... (gasps) She's gonna eat our votes!
Don't be ridiculous!
Well, it's something we hadn't thought of...
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Mayorol Debate
Oh, I haven't heard so much rubbish in all me life
We haven't started yet
Oh? Sorry.
S4Time and Time Again
We've had some terrible news. Apparently, the sun's spun out of orbit and we're all going to die.
When I fixed your arm, you turned bald
Attractively bald?
That's lucky, you could have looked terrible.
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