My sex life's my own affair, thank you Oprah. Always has been...Apart from the triplet incident.
S2Car
But if Mr. Right came along?
There is no Mr. Right. There's only Mr. Crap, Mr. Tit and their friend Mr. Total Tosser! The only good place for a man's on a mortuary slab.
Lovely.
Piers walks into the surgery.
Oh, fasten your seatbelt. Here comes Mr. Tit.
S2Nemesis
Did I scare you?
You always scare me, Mrs. Raven.
Good.
Now, how can I help you?
I'm desperate. The triplets have discovered thrash metal.
No, I'd prefer something for the triplets!
Mrs. Raven! I've told you before, I can't sell chloroform over the counter! Anyway, I'm sure they're not that bad.
You've never seen them, have you?
Oh my god!
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