Arnie, if I gave you your powers back, and you then saw a woman trapped on a runaway train, would you: A) rescue her, B) rescue her and charge her a fee, or C) rescue her, ask her to sleep with you, and if she refuses, throw her back on the train?
“Car” · Season 2
In this episode: Mrs. Raven (7), Janet (4), George (2), Arnie (1)
Can I phone a friend?
You could if you had one.
Flu? You're coming in here with flu?!
Unclean! Unclean!
You, over there.
Did you get to your anger management class last night?
No, the therapist is still in intensive care
I know it's none of my business, Mrs Raven, but do you think some of this hostility might be because you're, well... unattatched?
My sex life's my own affair, thank you Oprah. Always has been...Apart from the triplet incident.
But if Mr. Right came along?
There is no Mr. Right. There's only Mr. Crap, Mr. Tit and their friend Mr. Total Tosser! The only good place for a man's on a mortuary slab.
Lovely.
Piers walks into the surgery.
Oh, fasten your seatbelt. Here comes Mr. Tit.
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