I don't want to come in, not with all these sick people! I told you that outfit does nothing for you!
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I'm a nurse!
Well, at least accessorise! (She spots Piers) Piers!
Mrs. Dawkins. Tell me how you stay so young, I'll recommend it on my show.
Oh, you! (To Janet) He's gorgeous! (Back to Piers) I loved your piece on vericose veins, not that I needed it!
Oh, heaven forbid! You have the legs of a teenager...
...on steroids!
Right, she's come out for dinner with me, but I don't know what to do next. I need help!
Have you got her a present?
Surgical stockings.
You do need help. Right, you take her back to her place, and you show her the money! If she likes you as George "Surgical Stockings" Sunday, she'll love you as Thermoman!
You think so?
You're Tom Cruise in tights, only taller!
Right, I'll show her what I'm made of. Well, not literally, I mean, she'd faint if I did that.
Janet, you'll be pleased to know I've decided to forgive you for that bistro mix-up last Tuesday.
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