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My Family · Season 4

Susan and Ben in “The Great Escape”

Susan

What happened?

Ben

I'd just rather not talk about it right now.

Susan

Okay. Good night.

Ben

Susan, I very nearly had sexual intercourse with your mother.

Susan

What?

Ben

I didn't know she was there. I thought it was you.

Susan

Oh... Ben, that's... that's... that's terrible! (begins laughing) And funny at the same time.

Ben

It is not funny!

Susan

Oh, come on, it's a little bit funny.

Ben

Susan, I– we very nearly became a Greek tragedy!

Susan

Look, look, I don't want her here any more than you do, but she's in great pain and can't move.

Ben

Are you sure she's not faking it?

Susan

I don't know, you tell me. (begins laughing again)

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