Beth Turner quotes from Moonlight

Mick

Beth. [She looks at him and walks away] Beth, hey come on, Beth. This is ridiculous. I did everything possible to save him.

Beth

You did everything humanly possible.

Mick

I live everyday regretting what I am. I am not about to subject Josh or anyone else to that fate.

Beth

I'm trying really hard to understand, okay? [She walks away]

Mick

Beth, I'll see you, okay? [she looks at him and nods]

Is Josh coming?

Beth

No, he is not coming. How long has this been going on?

How long was what going on?

Beth

You and Josh.

Oh, you are the girlfriend..Beth.

Beth

He told you about me ?!

Listen, Beth....

Beth

No..no, you listen..... Josh is dead.

Oh my god...oh my god...Beth, it isn't what you think. I have been meeting with Josh because resetting his grandmother's stone. He was planning on proposing. I am a jeweler. I was helping him. He loved you so much. He was so excited about proposing. I am sorry.

Beth

No..no, I am sorry. I was looking at his calender and I saw...

It's okay. Here. [Celeste gave Beth the ring]

Beth

Oh my god, what happened to your face?

Mick

It's a long story, that ended in a big fight. Coraline is gone. It's not meant to be. Never was.

Beth

Yeah, I.....I kinda know how that feels. Wait a second.....Are you human?

For now....yeah.

Beth

How does it feel?

Mick

The pain, the sun, the mortality. It feels amazing.

Mick

At the funeral, you were wearing his ring.

Beth

Yes. Yes, I was, but I realized that even if he had proposed to me, I wouldn't have been able to say "Yes".

Mick

Why not?

Beth

There's someone else.

Beth

Breaking and entering was much more fun when you were a vampire. It's a shame you can't still do that sexy vampire jumping thing.

Mick

Yeah, well, the jumping was kind of tied with the whole bloodsucking thing.

Beth

We gotta narrow down the hiding places.

Mick

It's all about psychology, all right? People hide things in the last place they think anyone else is gonna look.

Beth

Tampons!

Mick

Excuse me?

Beth

I always hide my nice jewelry in a box of tampons.

Mick

Yeah, ok. I'll admit that's the last place I would look.

Beth

Uh, if my jewelry goes missing, I'll know who took it.

Mick

[Sounds surprised] You gotta be kidding.

Beth

Did you know my editor was investigating your involvement in a bogus charity scheme?

Josef

Nice to see you, Beth, me I'm doin' great, thanks. Except for the drywall dust. It gets everywhere.

Mick

Beth's editor was killed a few hours ago.

Josef

I'm sorry. So. Am I a suspect? [they nod] Cool! It's like roleplaying, but without the leather.

Mick

Your name came up in connection with a story Maureen was working on.

Josef

Was her body found in the La Brea Tar Pits?

Mick

No.

Josef

That was the only person I killed this week.

Mick

Josef, this is serious.

Josef

No, this is stupid. Look I'm on the board of dozens of charities. I had no idea that this one was bogus until Maureen told me.

Mick

Ok, we'll talk to your PR man.

Josef

Remember the Tar Pits?

Beth

You started over with Layla.

Mick

I know how it sounds, but it just...kinda happened. It just happened.

Beth

So you think Robert ..... how could you not know you had a son?

Mick

When I left Layla, I had no idea she was pregnant. I checked Robert's birthday, it's possible.

Beth

Why did you leave her?

Mick

Because Ray survived. He was in a coma for months, lost his tags, the doctors didn't know who he was.

Beth

The DA's office will narrow it down. Ben's got a good team.

Mick

Ben...wow.....should I be jealous?

Beth

Of course. Even if I have no romantic interest in him, jealousy makes me desirable.

Mick

So, about what Josef said?

Beth

What? that we can't have a baby?

Mick

You wanna have my baby?

Beth

What do you think of "Elliot" for a boy? [Mick looks at her]

Beth

I'm kidding, relax. But I mean, children are the prior of most normal human relationships.

Mick

Our relationship being neither normal nor human, but Josef was right; vampires can't have kids, so, I mean that if it is a deal breaker.....

Beth

Wow...I think we are getting ahead of ourselves. I mean that we haven't slept with each other yet. Look, let's just focus on getting Jacob back and we can worry about our children when the time comes.

Mick

[after reading the DNA test] Robert is not my son. Good for you Ray.

Beth

I'm sorry.

Mick

No. No. This is the way it was supposed to be.I just didn't know how much I wanted family until I almost had one.

Beth

Hey..family is not only about DNA.

Beth

You okay?

Mick

Yeah, except I just got hit in the face with the sacred ass paddle.

Beth

Karma.

Beth

When we first met...or met again, whatever...what was I wearing?

Mick

Blue jeans, white striped shirt, cream jacket.

Beth

And my shoes?

Mick

You were barefoot.

Beth

How do you even remember that?

Mick

Because I love you.