P1Pepperpot #1
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.
IInterviewer
Yes, we find that 9 out of 10 British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and a dead crab.
VPVarious Pepperpots
It's true… We can't… No.
P2Pepperpot #2
Here. Here! You're on television, aren't you?
IInterviewer
[humbly] Yes, yes…
P2Pepperpot #2
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo Butter [points with handbag at the butter] from a dead crab [points with handbag at the dead crab].
VPVarious Pepperpots
Yeah, yeah.
P3Pepperpot #3
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.
P4Pepperpot #4
[quietly] Yeah, with a razor.
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