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Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.
[insulted] What?!
[gesturing towards Wilde] It was one of Wilde's, one of Wilde's.
[shouting] It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
[taken aback] I-I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.
[to Whistler] Right! Right?
[looking at Shaw] Smart arse.
Your Majesty is like a dose of clap.
Before you arrive is pleasure, and after is a pain in the dong.
[outraged] WHAT?!
Wilde and Whistler: One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's.
...you bastards! Um, what I meant, Your Majesty...what I meant...
We've got him, Jim!
Come on, Shaw-ry!
Go on, Shaw-ry!
[stammering] I merely meant--
[shouting] COME ON, SHAW-RY!
Let's have a bit of the old wit then, Bern!
Come on, Shaw-ry!
[frustrated, Shaw blows a raspberry; the entire party erupts with laughter, as Prince Albert Edward approaches Shaw to shake his hand]
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