Arthur Name and Victor in “The Visitors”

[at the door, greeting Victor] Hello! Remember me? In the pub; the tall thin one, with the moustache, about three years ago?

Well, uh-

Ay, it's dark in here. [turns on the lights] That's better; you told me we must have a drink together sometime, so I decided to take you up on it, as the phone society meeting was cancelled. [turns towards Iris] 'Ello! I'm Arthur, Arthur Name. Name by name, but not by nature. I always say that, don't I Vicky boy? Is she your wife?

Not really, but-

Oh, I get the picture. Don't mind me; I know all about one-night stands.

[insulted] I beg your pardon?!