“Intermission” quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

This is a vegetarian restaurant -- we serve no meat of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it.

Mr. Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Once I was married to a woman who was beautiful and young, and gay and free. Whatever happened to her?

You divorced her and married me.