Mrs. Flint, hi, look, look, I know Robot Boy is burning, but I'm pretty sure it was laughing, too, right? I heard it. I'm not making this up, right? You heard that...
Mr. Tusklint.
Yes, yes, Tuskmon.
While I appreciate your persistence, all my data indicates that... Well, how do I put this kindly? It's like if boring and unfunny got married and had a kid and that kid had his sense of humor surgically removed, that kid would still be funnier than you.
Sorry. So, are you saying I need to have something surgically removed? Because I'll... I'll do it.
Perhaps I need to be clearer. Not all scarers are cut out to be jokesters. I'm sorry to say that was your last audition.
For now?
Forever.
Um, but if you'll just let me come--
You are not funny.
[Tylor is dejected.]
Good day, Mr. Tusklint.
[Mrs. Flint leaves the simulation room as the lights go out, leaving Tylor in the dark.]
It's... Tuskmon.
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