[A man is being pushed in on a stretcher, with bandages on his head]
HEY! I WAS HERE FIRST!
RReceptionist
He has a head wound.
I have a head wound!
RReceptionist
That is not a head wound, it's a nosebleed.
I happen to believe this very well might be a head wound.
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