They lay loads of eggs to get free accommodation..
All S3
F**k Chickens
F**k all the chickens, they're the scourge of the nation.
F**k chickens. F**k them back where they belong.
F**k chickens. F**k them all the way to Hong Kong.
Oh, you get loads and loads all living under one roof.
They're no good at flying, people know the truth.
Channel 4 make documentaries with them all the time.
But no one cares about the plight of the vulpine.
(Spoken) All together now.
F**k (Obscured by the sound of Nelson using an air horn) chickens.
VVince (Spoken)
To actually f**k a chicken would be wrong.
What Kind of God?
DDean (Spoken)
God loves us all Kali. Even pigeons.
KKali (Spoken)
God don't exist. And I happen to that for a fact. Follow me.
KKali (Spoken)
Tell me Dean. (Sings) What kind of God?
What God allows a child of thirteen to sleep on the streets.
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