“Breaking up is such a faff” quotes from Mongrels

It's easier to stay the same

Than to file a travel insurance claim

I'm too much of an emotional coward

Besides we've just picked out a power shower

And answer me this please:

What about all our DVD's?

'Cause baby, I can't stand it if we have to fight,

Over who owns that copy of The Dark Knight

Oh, look: 2 copies of "Dodgeball"...bonus!

I just wish that I was dead

If I act boring maybe she'll leave instead...

Muttering:

Then again, you hear lots of interesting stuff about tax breaks for married people...which obviously is worth taking advantage of.

And supposedly there's health benefits to being in a long-term relationship. Plus there's a lot to be said for regular, dependable sex...even if it is with someone you find physically repellent.