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S1 E19

Modern Family · Season 1, Episode 19

Jay and Gloria in “Game Changer”

Jay

I'm gonna teach him real chess, not the Colombian version. We actually use the pieces to play the game--not smuggle stuff out of the country.

Gloria

Eh, I know one Colombian piece you won't be playing with later.

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