Alex and Haley in “Not in My House”

Did you draw on my poster?

Yeah, I did. Maybe you'll think about that the next time you read my journal.

I didn't read your stupid journal, and I waited in line to get this signed, Haley.

Oh, don't be such a baby. It's just some dude with weird hair.

That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.

Oh, sorry I don't follow the WNBA.