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S1 E8

Modern Family · Season 1, Episode 8

Claire and Phil in “Great Expectations”

Claire

You're impossible to buy for! You never want anything.

Phil

[Confessional] Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks... I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I'm sorry for the pay-channel language, but- oh! Yogurt maker! I can't not think of things I want.

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