Cameron
Any monkey can shoot a home movie. I pride myself on shooting home films.
Mitchell
Yeah, but Cameron, you always just take things a little too far.
Cameron
No, I don't.
Mitchell
Okay, your nephew's first birthday.
Cameron
That's not fair.
Mitchell
You brought a wind machine.
Cameron
To be fair, my vision was--
Mitchell
Cameron, you brought a wind machine.
Cameron
Who puts wheels on cribs?
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