Jay
No, see this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. So, people don't get hurt.
Phil
Well, yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you have a lumpy rug...creates a tripping hazard...and open yourself up to lawsuits. Boy, you can go a really long time without blinking.
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