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Modern Family · Season 1, Episode 1

Phil in “Pilot”

Phil DunphyTy Burrell

I'm the cool dad. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laughing out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face? Um you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical so..

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