That's it. I'm getting Mother's Little Helper.
What?
My mom keeps a stun gun for emergencies.
This isn't an emergenc-
[Phil moves in towards the car. Manny pulls out the stun gun and tases Phil by accident. Phil lies on the tarmac and clutches his chest]
Now it is!
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