TV QuotesDatabase
S1 E1

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries · Season 1, Episode 1

Phryne, Jack Robinson and others in “Cocaine Blues”

[Phryne has snuck into the crime scene, a bathroom. Jack knocks on the door.]

Phryne

This lavatory’s fully occupied.

Jack Robinson

Police, open up.

[Phryne takes the time to reapply her lipstick before opening the door.]

Phryne

You must be the inspector. Apologies for my urgent call of nature.

Jack

This is the scene of a crime.

Phryne

Well, lucky for you, I’m wearing gloves. Miss Phryne Fisher.

Jack

I assume you weren’t close to the deceased.

Phryne

Never had the pleasure, but by all accounts he was charming. [To Hugh.] Do you think it was poison?

Hugh Collins

Most likely—

Jack

[Talking over the top of Hugh.] We are yet to determine the cause of death. Miss Fisher, I appreciate your curiosity for crime. [He starts to walk her backwards towards the door.]

Phryne

Well, every lady needs a hobby.

Jack

But please…

[Phryne ducks under Jack’s arm back into the bathroom.]

Phryne

Given the lack of bloodstains, I assume it wasn’t a violent death, unless, of course, it was strangulation. But the foetal position of the victim, although not terribly well executed, indicated a degree of pain rather than the flailing limbs one might associate with a struggle. And then, of course, there’s the fact that death occurred after breakfast, according to Mrs Andrews, which suggests something ingested? All wild surmise, of course.

Jack

Of course. Now—

Phryne

Do you have a card? In case I need to call the police. Because I’m a woman alone, newly arrived in a dangerous town.

Jack

I plan to make this town less dangerous, Miss Fisher. [He hands over a card.]

Phryne

Good. I do like a man with a plan…Detective Inspector Jack Robinson. [She looks him up and down before smiling and walking out.]

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.