*This guy is about as soft as Star Jones' husband's penis.
From Confucius Carlos
The Rich Sheik
GGirls
Hoes in the back
On Hurricane Katrina
"I'm not an evil person, I'm not an evil person. I feel very bad for the people in New Orléans like the sick people, the poor people, the elderly, those people couldn't get out. But let's talk about the dumbasses who are still there but the ones who are going 'I'm not gonna leave! I'm not gonna leave! Because I'm going to stay here and protect my TV!' Listen, you fucking idiot: unless you have a plasma that got wet by this much water I suggest you get the fuck out of your house right now, you understand me?"
"Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!"
"It's got so bad, Mexico sent us help!"
"I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim."
"Mexico sent 39 trucks filled with Mexican soldiers to help out the cause. Now, first of all, they said it was 39 trucks and 180 soldiers. I'm a beaner, and I'm telling you white people, that's a bullsh*t number right off the bat! There's at least a thousand beaners there right now!"
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