Douglas, Yung and others in “She's A Bayniac”

You're saying my wife was an alien? And now she's just gone back to her home planet? We were married for seven years. I just... I just can't believe it.

We're so sorry.

Well, as bad as it is, for whatever reason, it makes me feel better to know she wasn't faithful.

What are you talking about? She is very unfaithful. I would estimate she slept with anywhere from one to 10,000 people. She was probably harvesting sperm for an alien species. Unless she was doing it for her own personal pleasure. Either way, she was very, very promiscuous.

Dad, you didn't have to tell him that part.