Marquess and Mike in “Heavyweight Champion of the Moon”

Michael, try to calm down. Just breathe, okay? Let's be rational.

I've killed 10 astronaut, Marquess. Okay. Think rationally.

Good.

Do I have anything against astronauts? No way. Because when I became heavyweight champion of the world, it was my dream that an astronaut might take me to other worlds...

Mm-hmm.

...for me to be heavyweight champion of those worlds, too.

Okay.

I love astronauts.

Uh, okay.

So why am I killing astronauts?

Work through it.

Think rationally.

Okay, good.

I used to be filled with so much rage, I wanted to kill everyone.

Uh... uh, no.

But I replaced that rage with love.

No.

[getting mad] But now it's coming back and it's focused on astronauts!

Rage down.

I know what's happening. The government has implanted a chip in me.

Nope, the government didn't do that.

And that chip is making me kill astronauts!

Nope, I guarantee there's no chip in you.

But why? Think rationally, Michael!

Stop saying "rationally", 'cause you don't know what it means.